Some heinously modified Corvettes left a gas station

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish) 07/18/2016 at 12:57 • Filed to: Vette people

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Cutting people off of course, myself included. They were all from California, ran the gamut from tasteless matte wrap jobs, to “racing stripes” and numbers, with wings bigger than the cars. All driven by middle aged white dudes with baseball caps and wraparound sunglasses. It was exhaustingly stereotypical. The one that cut me off looked like this, but with “Team Yojack” on the side, and it was yellow and white. And the wing and splitter were even larger.

He left the gas station without looking, forcing me tocompletely stop for him as he navigated the slope without scraping his splitter. I didn’t honk, because Americans have guns more frequently than us up here. They weren’t doing burnouts or anything, I'll give them that.

Gaff, just Gaff > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:03

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JEEZUZ! White middle-aged white guys with baseball caps and wrap around sunglasses!!!! Did anyone notify Home Security???

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:04

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He probably couldn’t see out of the stupid thing.

Sneaky Pete > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:06

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This stupid vette? Ive seen it at a couple Cars and Coffee events around here. I’d say they were older than middle aged...

CB > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:07

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To be fair, if you did honk, he would be so fucked if he had a firearm. I can think of at least three or four offences he’d be guilty of just for carrying. So that worry might be a little misplaced.

gawdzillla > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:10

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If it was a mustang it would have ran you over instead

S65 > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:19

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This is all the spoiler you need on a C6 corvette

Opposite Locksmith > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:42

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I kinda like that corvette up top... Also don't worry about honking. I live in Texas and honk all day at idiots

gmctavish needs more space > Sneaky Pete 07/18/2016 at 13:46

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That one exactly, wow. There were a couple similar ones and then three more that were less intense

sony1492 > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 13:48

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At least they were having fun.

gmctavish needs more space > CB 07/18/2016 at 14:07

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True, it wasn't the most serious comment, but it did cross my mind while they were ponderously taking my right of way

Textured Soy Protein > Sneaky Pete 07/18/2016 at 14:07

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Weird, that one has a “SCAREZM” vanity tag, and this one says “SKARZME”...who are these people?

gmctavish needs more space > gawdzillla 07/18/2016 at 14:07

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This is true, it could've been worse

gmctavish needs more space > Opposite Locksmith 07/18/2016 at 14:08

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I don't mind the one I added too much, Sneaky Pete added a picture of the one that actually cut me off. That's good to know, I wasn't all that really concerned about it, but it did cross my mind which doesn't happen with local cars

DanZman > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 14:51

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I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for my people. Some of us are complete idiots.

DynamicWeight > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 14:53

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And then they go drive slowly on the best roads, not letting anyone pass. Fucking vettes.

MPA > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 15:28

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gmctavish needs more space > MPA 07/18/2016 at 15:49

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Gross. That was there too

Opposite Locksmith > gmctavish needs more space 07/18/2016 at 16:35

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I have had a gun flashed at me in Oklahoma though